Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

by Nghia February 2, 2006

Yogatation

The practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation.

I am so stressed out that if I don't get in some yogatation I will explode.

Yogatate: To engage in the practice of yogatation.

I am going at 3:00 to yogatate.

by Swyne September 8, 2011

yohance

Yohance means God's Gift and is of African Decent

i swear Yohance is from Heaven.

by !-/ February 22, 2017

iPhone Yoga

A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.

I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.

by killerbajaj July 22, 2014

Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.

"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".

by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010

yoga drunk

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.

Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!

by Finger Lakes Yoga Festival June 23, 2011

pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 3, 2003