yeti

when one man(or hairy woman) pulls up their shirt and sticks their hary armpit in the face of a friend(or mortal enemy) and holds it there until it seems as though they will pass out.

"hey Bill, do you want a yeti?"
"what's that?"
"this" (pulls shirt up and gives yeti)
"ooh"

by Brad FFF July 13, 2007

yeti

a beat and usually fat freshman girl on your bus that never shuts the hell up.

The yetis never shut the hell up.

by the heezy deezy September 17, 2008

yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.

omg look at that yeti its alyssa !

by somebody who despises yetis June 22, 2008

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.

omg look at that yeti its alyssa ingrassia!

by somebody who hates alyssa June 22, 2008

yeti

A grotesquely large man who thinks that he is well hung. Often times this creature is quite hairy and eats constantly (see over fed)

We call this guy at work yeti because he is so large.

by Tangy April 1, 2003

yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".

Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.

by John October 9, 2004