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Yankee Denial

A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:

Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"

Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"

Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"

Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."

Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"

Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"

Me - "Ugh..."

Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."

Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"

Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"

Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."

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by cjavysanchez13 October 16, 2011
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Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.
Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.
by Jon December 7, 2004
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Yankee Swap

It is a sexual act between two guys when one homie is sucking the other homie's dick, and then they swap where the guy that just received head is now sucking the other homie's balls.
Friend 1: "Bro you down for some Yankee Swap tonight?"
Friend 2: "Yea but only if I get to go first"
by lilnutzak69 January 26, 2021
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Yankee Fan

A person who dare not enter Boston without a flak jacket and a gun.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Yankee Fan Syndrome

1.To exhibit a strong sense of pride that is largely undeserved.

2. To feel superior to everyone even though you are not.

3. To feel that you are the greatest based on a past that you were likely not involved in.
That guy thinks he is so much better than any other baseball fan because he roots for New York. He has a case of Yankee Fan Syndrome.
by Theguy945 June 28, 2010
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Golf Foxtrot Yankee

That's a big Golf Foxtrot Yankee to your comment.
by Prof Sikowitz August 20, 2016
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pennsylvania race yankee

Someone who has moved to the South from up north who loves NASCAR, thinks that yankees invented NASCAR and always wears / drives / buys / talks about NASCAR and NASCAR paraphenalia.
pennsylvania race yankees can furthe be identified by their annoying loud mouth personalities. Their incesent need to drive recklessly, tailgating and causing others to swerve out of their way to avoid a collision.
Complete morons who are too stupid to even understand that Southerners hate them, and insist on being treated with "southern hospitality".

An offshoot, equally loathesome is a former resident of Ohio who has moved south but always wears cleveland indian paraphenalia.
We used to go to Lake Norman on weekends, but since mooresville was bought by the pennsylvania race yankees you can't get near the lake on weekends without an armored vehicle.
by Stan West September 21, 2004
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