yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

yaking off

whacking your wang bone while kayaking
the act of receiving sexual pleasure by the act of masturbation while in the midst of a kayak

Dude that last rapid totally made me yak it.

I herd you got some action from your girlfriend last night.
Ya she yaked me off, no biggy.

What are you doing fag?
uh uh yaking off duh

by Yaker July 12, 2009

yacking

to throw up due to intoxication.

last night krumples spent the night by the toliet. that's why we call her Mrs. Yack-Yack

by amanda September 7, 2003

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

Yelking

The act of yelling while having a completely normal conversation that doesn't devolve into fighting.

A positive combination of yelling and talking.

Rachel: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE DINNER TONIGHT!

Lily: I HAD TO FINISH SOMETHING FOR WORK BUT I BOUGHT CHINESE FOOD.

Rachel: WELL, GOOD. WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING THEN?

Lily: WE ARE NOT YELLING WE ARE YELKING!

by Scribeman October 6, 2020