yakov suckov

When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.

When I was in Moscow, I met a nice woman that gave me the Yakov Suckov.

by MJohnsonD October 17, 2018

“Weird Al” Yankovic

The greatest man to ever live.
If you hate him, you’re a disgrace to all societies.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that new song by “Weird Al” Yankovic?
Guy 2: Yeah, ‘twas great.

by StringedGuitar17 September 5, 2022

Yaacov

Straight-up legend of a person.

Person 1: Damn, Yaacov is just the coolest person I've ever met.

Person 2: Yeah, I wish I could be as cool as him.

by therebbe October 20, 2020

yakov

A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.

"Dude who is that who keeps trying to mess with our business and make our lives miserable?, He is SUCH a Yakov"

by Anon. Mous. May 10, 2008

yakov

the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.

"ey max, this yakov broke your piece.."

by kyle broflofski November 23, 2007

yakov smirnoff

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

by Boris Persky November 28, 2007

yakov smirnoff

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.

by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005