wylin

crazy or acting crazy

yo shorty on the table dancing is wylin

by Ladiithckk December 18, 2005

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!

Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.

by FireballX301 May 8, 2005

waking the cadaver

A deathcore band from New Jersey. They claim to have invented their own genre called "slamming gore groove", when really all they are is a shitty deathcore band. Their drummer cannot do gravity blasts correctly, their guitar parts are usually just CHUG CHUG and tremolo picking, and their vocalist just flat out sucks. Retarded scene kids call them grindcore; I doubt even the band themselves have heard of Napalm Death or Pig Destroyer. It's bands like Waking the Cadaver that give deathcore a bad name.

Scene kid: d00d, listen to dis br00tal grindcore i just found!!11

Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?

Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1

Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.

Scene kid: .....

Joe Bob: That's what I thought.

by GOD DOMMIT FRONK April 10, 2009

waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.

I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011

Wokingham

A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.

Wokingham is epic, just stay off Norreys Avenue, AKA the CHAVenue.

by angelgalida December 9, 2010

waking up the wumpus

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

by Yeebus August 29, 2017

wokinurface

:verb, to wokinurface, to openly laugh at someones misfortune.

Abrev, woked.

Me: "My car was clamped whilst the engine was still running and the family still sitting in it"
You: "wokinurface!"

by Woked At July 11, 2011