wallet eater

Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.

Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018

Drop a brown wallet

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.

ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.

by mummazumbe November 14, 2014

Bar Wallet

When you leave for the bar with 4 $20 bills and return home with 12 singles.

I woke up still wasted from the night before only to find that I had a goddamn bar wallet, so we immediately went to the strip club to remedy the problem.

by J_Dubbs September 2, 2006

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

wallet humper

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.

A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.

by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003

george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007