by WoggingGirl November 26, 2013
Get the wogging mug.Combination of walking and jogging. Exercise for someone who can't quite commit to jogging, but wants to feel like they are doing more than just walking.
"Going jogging after work today?"
"Well, I walk a little and then jog a little, so really I'm going wogging after work."
"You're hilarious. Let's make out."
"Well, I walk a little and then jog a little, so really I'm going wogging after work."
"You're hilarious. Let's make out."
by Grady Styles January 15, 2009
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A catch-all term that covers various forms of egregious and self-serving boasting about one's sex life - particularly when such boasting occurs over the internet.
Like the famous Supreme Court quote about pornography - wang-wagging is something that is difficult to define, but easy to recognize when one sees it. There are a few basic types of wang-wagging
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):
For instance, whenever dudes are hanging out in an informal setting talking about their sex lives, wang-wagging will inevitably occur as one or more of the dudes in the conversation feels a competitive desire to exaggerate the details of his sex life - so as to "one up" another member of the group or to attain some form of status in the group.
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
Wang-wagging is particularly prevalent on the internet - especially on message boards, where male posters often go to great lengths to make exaggerated claims about their sexual prowess, and to denigrate the sexual prowess of other posters.
Type Three (Subtle):
In my opinion, dudes who feel the need to bring-up the fact that they have a girlfriend (or post about their girlfriends), even in conversations (or threads) that have nothing to do with sex - are engaging in a form of wang-wagging. By bringing up one's girlfriend in an irrelevant context, it is as if one is saying "Hey! I need others to acknowledge that I am cool/sexy/virile enough to have a girlfriend - so I am going to bring her up and talk about her - even though she has nothing to do with the topic of our conversation."
Like the famous Supreme Court quote about pornography - wang-wagging is something that is difficult to define, but easy to recognize when one sees it. There are a few basic types of wang-wagging
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):
For instance, whenever dudes are hanging out in an informal setting talking about their sex lives, wang-wagging will inevitably occur as one or more of the dudes in the conversation feels a competitive desire to exaggerate the details of his sex life - so as to "one up" another member of the group or to attain some form of status in the group.
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
Wang-wagging is particularly prevalent on the internet - especially on message boards, where male posters often go to great lengths to make exaggerated claims about their sexual prowess, and to denigrate the sexual prowess of other posters.
Type Three (Subtle):
In my opinion, dudes who feel the need to bring-up the fact that they have a girlfriend (or post about their girlfriends), even in conversations (or threads) that have nothing to do with sex - are engaging in a form of wang-wagging. By bringing up one's girlfriend in an irrelevant context, it is as if one is saying "Hey! I need others to acknowledge that I am cool/sexy/virile enough to have a girlfriend - so I am going to bring her up and talk about her - even though she has nothing to do with the topic of our conversation."
Type One (Bragging to One's Friends):
"Ya - your girlfriend Jill is hot, but she's kind of plain. I'm an f-ing wild man in the sack! Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Canada and had hot passionate sex with two nymphomaniac super-models on the shore of Lake Onatario? Man - they were begging for for more of me - but I had to go back to my hotel....."
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
"My record for ejaculations in one day is eleven. I don't understand dudes who can't regenerate more than six times a day. You all need to start taking more Vitamin B or something."
Type Three (Subtle):
Person A: "Wow - GTA" San Andreas is a great game."
Person B "Ya - I know - my girlfriend and I play it all the time - usually right before we have sex. She loves to hijack cars and kill the Ballas. It's like an aphrodisiac."
"Ya - your girlfriend Jill is hot, but she's kind of plain. I'm an f-ing wild man in the sack! Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Canada and had hot passionate sex with two nymphomaniac super-models on the shore of Lake Onatario? Man - they were begging for for more of me - but I had to go back to my hotel....."
Type Two (Bragging on the Internet):
"My record for ejaculations in one day is eleven. I don't understand dudes who can't regenerate more than six times a day. You all need to start taking more Vitamin B or something."
Type Three (Subtle):
Person A: "Wow - GTA" San Andreas is a great game."
Person B "Ya - I know - my girlfriend and I play it all the time - usually right before we have sex. She loves to hijack cars and kill the Ballas. It's like an aphrodisiac."
by The Professor November 29, 2004
Get the wang-wagging mug.by Jilly Wagger April 12, 2011
Get the Jilly Wagging mug.Wigging or The Wig is simply the state of an individual who is uncertain on 'what' is happening to them during the transition of apparent reality to the realm or identity of another reality. In short, it is You, the spirit getting back in communication with the Higher Self, all along protesting the Connection because You are trying to 'hold on' to your human valence. Just relax, breathe deep and focus on positive thoughts; love, peace, harmony, joy and serenity. When You connect the wigging will stop.
This usually happens with the use of drugs especially marijuana, LSD and mushrooms. However, this can happen to some people without the use of drugs.
May All Those That Enter This Way, Experience God.
This usually happens with the use of drugs especially marijuana, LSD and mushrooms. However, this can happen to some people without the use of drugs.
May All Those That Enter This Way, Experience God.
Everything that is 'bad' during a high is because someone is focused on negative thoughts.
Mary, sits and listens to her heartbeat. It starts beating really fast and she begins to think 'I am going to die'. Her heartbeat gets even faster and she starts wigging about dying. Instead of relaxing she 'fights' it and decides to call 911. In which the 911 operator calms her down and the wigging stops.
Mary, sits and listens to her heartbeat. It starts beating really fast and she begins to think 'I am going to die'. Her heartbeat gets even faster and she starts wigging about dying. Instead of relaxing she 'fights' it and decides to call 911. In which the 911 operator calms her down and the wigging stops.
by Matt Etweg April 25, 2010
Get the Wigging mug.Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"
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