Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011

Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

by massivedong32 December 16, 2021

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018

Wiping

When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.

"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."

by TartOfThePops May 21, 2010

Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.

For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Wiping

In the sport of paintball - when a player "wipes" or clears a direct hit (an out) with their shirt, bunker, or the dirt with a slide in effort to play on.

Do you see that guy wiping his hit behind the bunker?
-It must've been one of those military sim mag-fed guys.

by SPHD February 1, 2015

Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017