Wilf

A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.

"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."

by Sknarts November 29, 2011

Wilfert

To engage in anal intercourse with a small mammal or bird.

Hillbilly 1: Did you see that possum go runnin o’ der?
Hillbilly 2: I seen it… it’s ass looked juicy, I would Wilfert it all day!

by Mr. Possum February 27, 2009

wilfork

a slang term used to describe poking someone in the eye(s)

Inspired by Vince Wilfork (#75) defensive tackle for the New England Patriots during the last game of the 07/08 season against the Giants

If you don't stop hitting me I'm going to wilfork you!

Ahhh, I can't see I was just wilforked.

by Kristin and Meghan January 13, 2008

wilfred ho

coolest guy in history

u're cool, so u're a wilfred

by wilfred's the best December 7, 2004

Wilf

Someone who is a completely amazing person who will never ever give up on you, no matter what. They are caring, loving, (seemingly) innocent, and supportive. Usually, they have sandy blonde hair and big brown eyes with glasses. They are very intelligent creatures and will do well in an argument by using their sharp minds. If you make a reference to almost anything, they WILL get it. Wilfs are almost always full of energy and you can often find them dancing and bouncing around. They are not always willing to share their issues at first, but if you support them, like they do you, you will earn their trust and they will tell you in the end. They have a big heart, so if you find one, hold on tight and dont let go, because they will become one of the greatest people you'll ever meet.

If your called Wilf, I hope your day got just a little better xx

Ella: Someone just stole my heart...
Holly: It was wilf, wasn't it?

by EeBeeDoubleYou_42 May 3, 2020

wilful ignorance

Knowingly ignoring something for no good reason.

When Joe read the newspaper every morning, he knowingly skipped over the articles about car crashes, even though they were happening all around him. A fine example of wilful ignorance!

"What a willfully ignorant bastard!"

by Ohnonamouse March 9, 2009

Wilfred

He is a daddy's boy and he is nice tho :)

Wilfred is kind and says "daddy"

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020