A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.

"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.

writing the essay by Wai November 22, 2004

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writing his name in the snow

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In

July?"

"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

writing his name in the snow by Rakis April 12, 2016

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writing login pages

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.

I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.

writing login pages by my name is not billy December 29, 2020

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writing stick

A pencil.

magic writing stick

Bob: Hey dude can I borrow your writing stick?

writing stick by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

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