Withered Carrot

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable

Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot

by bj63 April 29, 2011

witheredproduction

A totally rad dude who loves canned corn and Withered Chica. Def one of my fav moots lol. Has an odd obsession with Ballora’s “Milkies”

“Did you hear about witheredproduction?”
“Yeah I heard he hit 14.8k followers on TikTok ”
“Wow that’s pretty rad”

by MyGlitchtrap May 18, 2022

Wither Head

When you ex a bottle of tabasco before giving someone a blowjob

Did you hear that Spencer gave Todd Wither Head yesterday. He is in hospital now.

by Breadslayer69 December 21, 2022

Writer's Cock

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

wither on the vine

if something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.

Plans to create cheap housing for the poor seem doomed to wither on the vine.

by BIG BIRD7 January 23, 2009

Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.

No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.

by JormanThoad November 13, 2018

writer's block

A point in writing where the writer runs head first into a brick wall in their writing process. Which may result in a writer bashing their head repeatedly into their keyboard/laptop/notebook/etc. until words or blood is freely flowing. Also might be because the characters are fed up with all the crap the author puts them through and go on strike.

Nurse: What caused those contusions on your forehead?
Author: *gingerly touching wounds on forehead* I have writer's block.

by alstarryn January 5, 2009