wrigley field

The home of the shittiest team in baseball, they have not won a World series trophy since 1908, the cubs fans themselves are tired of the teams performance to the extent that they are losing money on fans not attending, the stadium while interesting for the fact that it is old is showing its failures, it hardly has enough room for fans, has no plumbing except for the urinal droves, also its smack dab in the center of Boystown, so if your homophobic then dont go to the stadium. they need to tear the stadium down.

Cubs fan: hey dude you wanna go to wrigley field?
Soxs fan: that dumb! FUCK NO! lets go to Comiskey a stadium that wont kill you while your on the inside of it.

by hockeyfan147 June 20, 2011

Wrigley feel

When in a crowd, a guy positions himself and his hands so that when women squeeze past they have to rub up against him in an inappropriate manner.
Popularized by suburban dads at Chicago's Wrigley Field.

Phil positioned himself in the tunnel to the right field bleachers to get as many Wrigley feels as possible.

by Chibob December 16, 2011

Cherry Flavored Wrigley Gum

The same as Wet Wrigley Gum except when the man tries to cockslap the woman, she manages to grab it and take a bite out of it as revenge.

Nick tried to perform the Wet Wrigley Gum on a girl, but instead she performed the Cherry Flavored Wrigley Gum, he was very disppointed.

by BTNJ July 30, 2008

Wrigley Field

A place on the North Side of Chicago where men take the day off work to go look at and hit on girls ten years younger than them while drinking horrible beer at less than modest ball park prices. This is done while the women go to there knowing they will get hit on and thus making themself feel better and maybe they were just meet that cute trader named Josh who will buy them a Mai Tai or Corona after the game at one of the trendy surrounding establishments. A place totally void of originality in character. A few baseball fans are amongst the crowd as well from time to time.

"Hey you get that girls number last night at Wrigley?"
"Yeah man, gonna call her tonight I think. Maybe go out have a few drinks."
"Hey, you remember who won the game?"
"No man, didnt even pay attention."
"Lets call Mark to find out, he must have watched it on TV"

by William Ligue Bartman Jr. October 18, 2004

Wrigley North Drunk

A first place loser that enjoys Old Style and urinating side by side with other men. One can also be identify this individual by poor sportsmanship in general or the unrelenting ability to blame a crappy team on a curse.

Thanks to Bartman we are never going to win a World Series. Would be an identifiable Wrigley North Drunk statement

by R Braun September 15, 2009

wrigley field

There are a few definitions for wrigley field. They are:
The worlds largest gay bar
the worlds largest uranal
Chicago's City Dump.

Carl Everett once said "I hate wrigley field. They need to implode it."

Cubs fan: "Although our team has not won a world series in 100 years we have wrigley field!"
Ozzie Guillen: (holding world series trophy) Gotta love thing thing called October Baseball.

by Dusticles December 23, 2005

Wet Wrigley Gum

When a full grown man tries to cocksmack a woman but his penis is so small it feels like a wet piece of wrigley gum is smacking her in the face, hence the name - Wet Wrigley Gum.

Nick tried to cockslap Jordan but ended up performing The Wet Wrigley Gum.

by BTNJ May 18, 2006