wrinkled penny

Someone from the town of Hollis, New Hampshire.

Did you see that wrinkled penny, he lives on Powers..... his wife is such a tonkle

by NH balls October 6, 2012

Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

wrinkled walnuts

Another term for the coveted 'knackers' enclosed in the scrotum

'Oh shit, the ball just hit me in the wrinkled walnuts.'

by Jack Doff January 9, 2004

wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.

That article smells of wrinkled papers.

by crayon holder June 16, 2011

Wrinkled purse

See Scrotum

She carries his wrinkled purse like a trophy.

by Steve Pliskin December 27, 2011

wrinkled star

Yet another word for your ass hole.

Wow, my wrinkled star sure is sore after passing out drunk during my gay brother's house party.....

by wrinkledwri May 14, 2017

Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off

Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.

by fabioforeign July 31, 2023