Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

Pocket Watching

Someone’s looking at you trynna figure out how much money you have, usually in order to take it.

My neck, my wrist, my teeth on hockey

You be pocket watching but it's nothin' in your pockets -Hockey by Rico Nasty

by kellyee August 24, 2020

Home Wrecking Whore

A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.

Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!

Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!

Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!

by Suzzy Slapintheface December 5, 2011

secondhand watching

When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.

I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die.

by Gideon Temple May 23, 2016

Been watching you for quite a while now

Used when you need to inform someone that they have been watched for quite a while

Person 1: Hey you
Person 2: Oi what do you want?
Person 1: I've been watching you for quite a while now ok

by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018

Home wrecking whore

Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. Characteristics: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of confrontation. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in correspondence to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.

whore slut delusional stupid downgrade easy home wrecking whore

by Suckstosuck June 23, 2013

Pocket watching

As used by migos and other trap stars pocket watching is when somebody else is worried about your funds

them: "peep her red bottoms, I wonder how much she make".
Me:"why you pocket watching?"

by WhoDatBe🔌 July 19, 2017