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wanked

whens you have been fugged over or a bad time is being had by you
I have a been wanked
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
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Toe wanked

Girl: Can i use my toes to toss you off?
Boy: Oh hell no! Thats disgusting.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Mike and that girl last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man i heard he got toe wanked.
by Milziz November 14, 2009
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wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015
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Wanked

1. hitting or getting hit by something
2. another word for using that good ole hand of yours
1. Jim: "woah I think I just got wanked by something"
John: "oh man did it hurt"
Jim: "nah wasn't too wanky"
2. Alvin: "hey what did you do yesterday"
Jason: "oh I just wanked off most the night"
Alvin: "oh same"
by dontgetwanked May 30, 2017
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Wanked-Blind

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
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Wanked

I’m going to get wanked tonight

Look he’s completely wanked
by Truthbomb22 August 19, 2019
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Wanked

He wanked at me earlier today
by Adolf Hitler is cute November 8, 2019
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