power worshipper 

A Power worshipper is a human that worships power, be it money or rank

They believe the answer to success & fulfilment is to be nice to humans they think have similar or more power than themselves & cheat, screw, put down, ignore, lie & fib to people they think have less

They're Robin Hood in reverse - They take from the poor & give to the rich. Its one of the biggest religions in the world

They believe that whoever has less money or power than themselves should agree with everything they say and that they should agree with anyone who has more money or power than them

Its the opposite of church principles where they believe in worshipping goodness & truth

Abraham Lincoln said "To reveal a persons character, give them power"

Most power worshippers arent aware of themselves but theres a pattern to their actions that proves it

Some humans are light power worshipers & others are heavy power worshippers

Shes just another power worshipper

power worshipper by Tim H Allen June 24, 2016

cock worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.

1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.

cock worshipping by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

woosh 

This, along with the joke, had gone over your head.

You: It's not funny that's a serious issue!

Joker: WOOSH!

You: *Looks up woosh on Urban Dictionary*

woosh by Your real name (i rebel LOL) August 22, 2011

Friend Wormhole 

When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.

(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)

Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.

Jane: We both work at Subway.

Nathan: And we go to the same church.

Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.

Friend Wormhole by randomthinker9 March 21, 2010

Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.

“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”

Spooky Woosh by General Ray November 12, 2021

Dog Worshippers 

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

Dog Worshippers by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011

Worship Jamz 

The new "Kidz Bop" craze thing. This time, it's non talented kids singing to songs about Jesus and worshipping. Just as crappy as the Kidz Bop kids.

"Kidz Bop and Worship Jamz are bought by soccer moms and others who want clean music for their kids."

Worship Jamz by Baha June 1, 2005