Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

Woobiehn Theodore Kim by Smith, D. March 17, 2008

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Rotten Wookie

Stinky pussy

That girl has a rotten wookie.

Rotten Wookie by RipPeD_sHoT March 10, 2009

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wagga woogie

A word that can be used to subsitute any word in the english language.

Whats up wagga woogie?

I'm finna go wagga the woogie.

I was talkin to this girl and she was like, wagga woogie. then i was like... wagga woogie.

Where did mike go? Oh he went to wagga woogie land.

wagga woogie by Jaytheyjealous March 13, 2010

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Wookie Call

1) Term derived from the resemblance the sound has to the speech of Chewbacca in Star Wars. Cry signifying utter hopelessness and agonizing pain that can even be heard over the screams and moans of a locomotive. 2) Term a heartless person refers to as the tears and cries of another who is heartbroken.

1. Kim let out a wookie call and even the bears left the woods. 2. Ben told Teri he was tired of the wookie call and abruptly ended their discussion about the faults of himself. Ignorance once again mistaken as bliss.

Wookie Call by Shyantha February 5, 2007

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