Woobersnap

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

"He fucked me up the woobersnap".

by Ewelthorpe October 1, 2009

Wooderson

Bellend

that Wooderson has not come in again - stupid overpowered BMW! what a Bellend!

by poco2015 August 14, 2015

cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

woofenstein

A term used to describe a very unatrractive girl.

"Whoa, look at that bitch, woofenstein"

by Wize Daddy July 10, 2006

woofer

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."

by deadgeorge August 22, 2011

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014