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Wobbly Sausage

This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
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wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.
Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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wobblyfloppers

What big breasts become in time.
Looks like my boobs are becoming wobblyfloppers. But men still love to suck on them.
by Little Deby Big Boobs May 23, 2005
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Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.
Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
by The turd abibes October 25, 2016
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Pully Wooly

A special name for a person who may seem innocent and kind on the surface but secretly has a very dirty imagination. Also that person is awesome.

They also like the word twazzock and find it has a multiple versatile uses!
Jo: Pully Wooly!
PW: You Twazzock!
by Mr Fantastic June 6, 2005
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Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.
That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!
by Twice Nightly January 14, 2013
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wobbly

A member of the once-powerful syndicalist union, the Industrial Workers of the World. They are in favour of revolutionary unionism and see authoritarian control (such as bosses and politicians) as oppressive. Many wobblies subscribe to some form of anarchism.
The wobbly was outnumbered at the meeting by liberals who prefered to work with the bosses instead of in opposition to them.
by Gwen July 25, 2003
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