guido workout

being able to bench press a car but not having the leg strength to carry their hairspray of tacky jewelry

That guido can't reach his arms to his undersized pockets because of his guido workout, so he is stuck in an infinite fist pump status

by squantch November 5, 2010

Ab Workout

when you laugh so hard your abs start to hurt

Sarah J. just got an ab workout from laughing so hard

by katieomg December 6, 2010

Post-Workout Binge

The thought that after you have worked out, you've burned 500 calories and you can pretty much eat whatever you want, when in reality, you've only burned about 90.

Olivia: Uh, Julia? Ya might want to go a little easier on the eating there. Remember your goal of 10 pounds by next Friday?
Julia: Oh, no it's okay. I just worked out for like 45 minutes so now I can post-workout binge.

by answerwhatwhatwhat??? October 18, 2011

video game workout

The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.

Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"

by Popkull January 2, 2012

Thug Workout

when sexy girls come up to you, and they always cum (if you know what i mean)

hey man, up for a thug workout??

by THESAUCEBOSS July 7, 2011

Huey Lewis Workout

Achieving fitness by working out most every day and watching what you eat. Inspired by lyrics from the song 'Hip to Be Square' by 1980s pop-rock group Huey Lewis & The News's 'Hip to Be Square'.

Mary: Tibor, you're looking fit these days, whats your secret?

Tibor: Thank you, its the 'Huey Lewis Workout' and I've lost 20lbs since the Bangles concert last August!

by Herbal Klimt December 6, 2009

Executive Workout

It is way to groove your body all three times a day in one workout. This workout conditions your cardio, core and endurance. Step 1 dry sauna for no less than 15 minutes, must not have any water or a towel. This portion of the workout will get your blood flowing like a race horse. Step 2 Jacuzzi for 15 minutes, the scorching hot water goes directly into pores which strengthens your core. Have you had enough yet? The final leg of the workout brings us back into the locker room for the Eucalyptus Steam Room. Test your endurance to see how long you can make it. Any less than 15 minutes you have failed. If you can accomplish this workout, you are a true Executive. If not you will be stuck in middle management for the rest of your life. Good Luck

Hey Nick, you smell like stale booze and look very exausted from a long day of work! Looks like you could use an executive workout.

by Top Executive July 9, 2009