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Wondering-blingery-doo 

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.
Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."

I was wondering if you could play that song again 

I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop

wondernificent

dom's asshole is wondernificent
wondernificent by RickyC February 12, 2006

always wondering 

always wondering by Ben July 22, 2003

small wondered 

descriptor

A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.
Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

wondernine 

A high-power, high-capacity 9mm semi-automatic pistol.
The versions with magazines holding more than 10 rounds are now reserved for law enforcement use. They are very popular however with gang criminals, who compensate their sloppy marksmanship with quantitative firepower.
Watch out, these dudes get their wondernines out pretty quickly.
wondernine by Sepex November 14, 2005