Me:Hey u c those pants over there?
Guy:Yeah, what about them?
Me:They make me wonderboy.
Guy:Really? So if i put them on i
will be wonderboy?
Me:No
Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!
Me:I shall
smite thee with thy smiting
stick!
*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*
Me:None shall touch my wonderpants