wonderpants

what i wear that makes me wonderboy. (any pants that i wear make me wonderboy)
Me:Hey u c those pants over there?

Guy:Yeah, what about them?

Me:They make me wonderboy.

Guy:Really? So if i put them on i will be wonderboy?

Me:No

Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!

Me:I shall smite thee with thy smiting stick!

*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*

Me:None shall touch my wonderpants
by wonderboy in wonderpants December 24, 2008
mugGet the wonderpantsmug.

Wonderp

woman that flings people in club stellar, short 3'4
by obesityrates June 18, 2022
mugGet the Wonderpmug.