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Stale Wonderbread 

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

go work at wonderbread 

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."
"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

wonderhead

The wonderhead bra for your head is a wonderous invention which both suports and exuberates your heads cleavage through wonderhead technology.

the wonderhead bra for your head supports the heads head, and he supports it. TM
The head : fuk guys my head needs support

father : get a wonderhead bra for your head, it will provide the comfort you are looking for.. mmm :)

The head: that's wonderous father, thanks to the wonderhead

:)
wonderhead by wonderhead January 5, 2010

wonderbra 

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.
The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.
wonderbra by bigtones July 12, 2007

WinterBreads

an epic gamer who has a tendancy of bullying weebs.
WinterBreads: Hey weeb, your waifu is trash!
Me: Noooo!
WinterBreads by DegenerateOtaku August 18, 2019