always sometimes

Certain to be occasional.

My dog always sometimes has an accident in the house.

by Alys D. Millionaire July 2, 2016

And sometimes y

Absolute bullshit.

'Y' is not a vowel.

Kindergarten teacher: What are the vowels:
Brainwashed students: A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes y!
Me: B.S.

by Sharpie Rainbow January 9, 2009

Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.

"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."

by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

It just be like that sometimes

A form of therapy. It is derived from Bobby Shmurda's phrase "they say it don't be like it is, but it do".

It refers to things really just being that way sometimes.

An acceptable response to a wide variety of phrases, such as "I'm behind on rent", or "Why does my uncle beat me", or even "I'm thinking of killing myself tomorrow".
Typically coupled with "I be going thru it rn"

Person 1: My dog died last weekend...
Person 2: It just be like that sometimes.
Person 1: You right.

by welinklinks August 22, 2018

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009