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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.
Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"

Wolfgang Puck 

A chef that has a show on the Food Network channel. He also makes excellent frozen pizzas. They taste fresh and they have good ingredients.
I'm going to buy some Wolfgang Puck Pizzas.
Wolfgang Puck by b2vv April 25, 2008

wolfgang shmuck 

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.
A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
wolfgang shmuck by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Wolfgang Gartner 

DJ & complextro producer from California. Has a very interesting personality & is very friendly person.
Wolfgang Gartner is gonna be at a concert in Arizona soon.

Wolfgang Akire 

He is a character from the hit game Project Eden's Garden. everyone loves him, from gay men, lesbians, even straight people! He's in love with Grace Madison, the ultimate golfer! They both kiss all the time it's super sexy. He's also a lawyer or something but that's not important.
Wolfgang Akire pressed his lips against Grace's, blushing wildly with his heart fluttering with love.
Wolfgang Akire by BupBupW October 13, 2023

Wolfgang Puck 

chef who founded Spago, Trattoria del Lupo, and Chinois. He also has a show on the Food Network, which showcases his skills as well as his sexy accent.
She knew not whether she was drooling over Wolfgang Puck's food, or over the chef himself.