wooley wofter

A british slang for a homosexual/fag.

jose webje is a wooley wofter.

by Dark Toilet March 4, 2008

Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009

Wooly woofter

Opposite of furious

Mr Grant stop being a wooly woofter

by Nick March 6, 2004

Woofter poofter

an extremely gay person

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”

by toxivity November 24, 2021

Wally Woofter

“Oi Gaff, you keen for another beer?”

“Nah, mate. Ready for bed.”

“You’re wally woofter!”

When your mate can’t keep up and has to go home to bed, it means he’s a wally woofter.

by Not a wally woofter March 6, 2020

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004

Wooly woofter

To be afraid or scared to do something

It can also be sung,e.g., wooly woofter, wooly wooly woofter

Tom stop being a woolly woofter

by Huseyin March 3, 2004