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wizard of gauze 

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.
The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.
wizard of gauze by whimzcal March 26, 2020
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AG Wizard 

someone who is academically gifted and has vast knowledge in the field of agriculture
Dude, what an AG Wizard
AG Wizard by Nackson Jichols October 23, 2016

Wizard101 

What everyone born in early 2000's spent their early childhood playing
Guy: Remember Wizard101
Other Guy: Oh damn yeah
Wizard101 by Wizard101gamer June 5, 2019

Shit Wizard 

A drama queen of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.
When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard
Shit Wizard by makosanders May 6, 2011
Word to describe Marijuana.
Do you want to smoke some {wizam}?

Wizam by Paul Little Joe February 26, 2009

filth wizard 

A person whose ability to create and wallow in filth has surpased all logic and now must be termed "magical."

Friend only to the pig and the rat.
"Look at you, rolling around in dirt, spilled beer, and carcasses of small animals. You are truly a filth wizard.
filth wizard by J-R3d April 16, 2007