thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

whispering walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a whispering walnut tonight. You're welcome.

by Leprekan_45 September 8, 2010

gay whisperer

A person who is friends with gays before they come out

Claire has 8 friends that have come out since she knew them as straight, she is the gay whisperer.

by Murridogg November 21, 2013

panoché whisper

Like a dog whisperer... but for vaginas...

Wow he's/ she's the the panoché whisper to my vagina.

by Aimaris55 May 11, 2017

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

Whisper tits

A flat chested Woman

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?

by themilkofothers January 16, 2015