Wish in one hand, shit in the other. 

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. by ebensteben April 27, 2008

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now 

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021

I wish I could give this zero stars 

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

I wish I could give this zero stars by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which 

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself 

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself by phillll July 26, 2008

sunshine wish 

Another way of saying daydream, the act of a wish made in sunlight.

Whilst sat under the tree, Clara had a sunshine wish.

sunshine wish by 07_Gemma November 19, 2007