Winegeart

An ancient clan of warriors and musicians hailing from the rugged hill country full of trees from Kansas. Also Texas. Mainly Texas. Oklahoma too....but mainly Texas.

Chief Jonathan with the four nipples was a mighty Winegeart warrior.

by Soft Tacos November 4, 2011

Winegerbread party

A festive gathering where one and one's friends build gingerbread houses whilst drinking wine and spreading Christmas cheer.

I don't know about you, but I'm still a little hungover from Gina & Jonathan's Winegerbread party last night.

by Wombat.Wombat December 1, 2016

Wingardayum leftitoasta

The spell to conjure a flying fuck as given by Hermione Granger.

Ted: hi rob!
Rob:(cringes, starts flicking his iPhone like a wand desperately) "Wingardayum Leftitoasta! Wingardayum Leftitoasta! Please work! Wingardayum Leftitoasta!"

by Bookman369 October 6, 2021

Wingardian Effect

Reducing a character to either a brute blinded by rage and/or a plot device.

"In his rush to evolve himself, Godzilla unfortunately succumbed to the Wingardian effect of being reduced to a blind-raging brute."

by RandomOne3333 September 4, 2024

colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ October 18, 2008