windsocking

The act of pointing your bare genitals or anus at blowing wind.

I was windsocking on the bed with the window open to cool down with the incoming breeze

by ryzngard July 13, 2022

Windsock

Usually the colon

Wow after the enema my windsock is restored to its supple state

by Pro skills February 28, 2021

Windsock

When the foreskin is inflated then rapidly deflates, due to a partner flatulating into said foreskin. The release of said flatulence results in the penis turning into a whacky inflatable flailing arm man.

Dude, my girlfriend fucking windsocked me last night, and it whistled as my foreskin deflated.

by Ivebeenwindsocked May 3, 2025

Windsock

Excessive foreskin more obvious when blown on also when a man is seductively helicoptering.

His cock flapped about like a windsock in a storm

by Leemondo1 June 16, 2023

Windsock

1. An object that looks like a sock (hence the name) attached to a flagpole, which moves in the direction that the wind is blowing.

2. A pejorative term for a (usually selfish) person whose views and behaviors constantly change based on what is best for their own self-interest at the present moment.

1. The windsock nearly blew off the flagpole because of how windy it was.

2. Marcus is a real windsock. He'll support you until it's not in his best interest to do so; then he's gone.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2025