Like a windsock in a gale warning

Witty reply to "How's it hanging"

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.

I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.

by Skinanbones June 28, 2016

Alabama Windsock

A used condom.

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!

by Roxieroad September 21, 2020

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

wind sock

When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.

"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."

"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."

by DoubleDownSaint July 20, 2005

anal wind sock

a gaping asshole. Stretched out from countless balloon knot stabbings. It may be attached to a slut that is sexy as hell, but her ass can barely hold a turd in.

"you think she's hot!?, she's taken so much pole in her ass its stretched out like an anal wind sock." - go-gurt

by go-gurt August 15, 2007

Windcock

Someone without a personal opinion, that agrees with everything and everyone.

Britt is such a windcock? Yeah, she always agrees with everyone.

by Heinz von Slutt January 18, 2007