Double Winder

A man or Female that is in the CASE of Acting or doing of Cheating in a short term relationship..

JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder.
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me

JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass

by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009

Winderful

A constant state of being in Winder, Georgia. Occurs regardless of time of day, random meteorological events, train crashes, rioting, or mass chaos.

Jim: How are you today John?
John: I’m just Winderful today.
Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out?
John: It’s just another Winderful day.

by BrineInAPickleJar October 21, 2021

Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019

Bobbin Winder

A Bobbin Winder is a kid that is amazing at sewing.

"You're such a Bobbin Winder, Patrick Gibson." Says Aidan.

by StarofDavid69 April 20, 2009

winder

“-winder” used as a suffix to a word. can be placed behind any word to exaggerate the word. complete opposite of the suffix “-mat”

“Mum where is the jamwinder”
“its in the frigewinder honeywinder”

by legendarywindermon February 16, 2022