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Bo Willis

A cocktail comprised of 5-6 shots of Grey Goose vodka served over ice in a 16 oz. styrofoam cup, then topped with a splash of cranberry juice. A proper Bo Willis is served with Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail from a bottle (not from a soda gun), and has no garnish. However, when ordering it is highly recommended to emphatically request "NO LIME".

Correct Preparation: (1) Completely fill 16 oz. styrofoam cup with ice, (2) Fill cup with Grey Goose vodka until liquid is 1 inch from rim, (3) Add splash of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktial, (4) Fill remainder of cup with ice.

A "Skinny Bo Willis" can also be made by substituting Tito's vodka for Grey Goose.
Example (1): I had two Bo Willis's at the club last night and was so hammered that I passed out in the back seat of my Uber on the way home.

Example (2): I'm going to stick to beer. I have plans tonight, and if I have a Bo Willis now, I won't be able to function.

Example (3): Without question, Elden makes the best Bo Willis's.
by The Real SB September 14, 2017
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Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
by King Ninja March 3, 2004
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Willis

A well respected person or family (if last name) that is rather intelligent and kind. A person who is not prejudice, 'ghetto' or untrustworthy. They show examples of leadership, integrity, responsibility, and dedication. They are simply a true Willis.
Person 1: "Oh i heard that girl made honor roll all year and is top of her class. Whats her name again?

Person 2: "Yea, her name is Riley Willis. She is definitely a Willis.
by Zin 7/27/12 June 12, 2013
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wesley willis

A black, obese, schizo who writes some great music thanks to his mental disorder. Plugs a certain product at the end of his songs.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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Bruce Willis

Bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time. He was the love child between chuck norris and a ninja. Over his life he has accomplished many tasks including going back in time to stop a time paradox from occuring, forming Pantera, and his acting career which he is most famous for. In his acting career he is most noted in the autobiography Die Hard. However they had to change his name from Bruce Willis to John Mclaine because if people knew that Bruce Willis actually pulled that shit off, their eyes would explode and they would piss out their liquified innards for months. Other real-life biographies include, Rambo 4, the Evil Dead series, every george romero movie that DOESN'T suck, and the star wars series as Darth Vader, except instead of being either a whiney kid or an emo teenager, he was actually a viking, and instead of Obi Wan kicking his ass, Bruce takes his lightsaber and gouges out both of his eyes, and force feeds them down his throat. Due to this change, instead of episodes IV, V, and VI being nothing but him chopping off baby heads and eating everyne like it was supposed to, it turned out to be a long, complex trilogy which still kicked ass but still should have been bruce willis eating people. However, George Lucas was in charge and he decided to go with his idea. Bruce Willis got pissed and kicked his ass so hard after episodes 1 2 and 3 came out that he sent him back in time 30 years and was forced to write episodes 4 5 and 6 back then instead.

It is common knowledge that every time Bruce Willis says "Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker," and emo gets sodomized with a jack hammer.
There are rumors that Bruce Willis created a sucky jazz album. However these accusations are false. He actually released the first version of Reign In Blood by Slayer, but it was decided that the album was so hardcore that people would die in gruesome ways upon hearing Bruce's kickass guitar playing, and thus hired the slayer we see today as the composers of the album. The sucky jazz album was actually just Kenny G trying to fuck up Bruce's career. Bruce is planning his immense ass-kicking as we speak.
by Nighthawk41 May 29, 2008
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Willis

Willis:

A small town about 45 minutes north of Houston. Full of red-necks and old people who suck at driving. Never take 1097 to 105 because you'll get stuck at the red light before you ever get out of town. the biggest attraction is super Kroger and next in line is tractor supply. Full of teenagers who think they are country but actually aren't. Close enough to Conroe that you'll never see it on a map or here anybody outside of Willis talk about Willis. Walnut cove.
Person 1: Where are you from
Person 2: I'm from Willis, Texas
Person 1: where's that at?

Person 2 Don't worry about it.
by Marcher 4Ever February 4, 2017
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Owww i WillisMcGehee-Busted-My-Knee on that table
by Nick54321 March 3, 2008
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