willie tacker 

A person that grabs another person's beard.

When Harold was a little boy he went to see Santa at the mall. When he tried to pull Santa's beard off to see if he was the real Santa, he was being a willie tacker.

willie tacker by TheGrimGroomp March 15, 2014

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. 

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. by abart May 1, 2010

hill I am willing to die on 

An opinion with which one will stick no matter what, yea verily, even unto death itself. Usually regarding an incredibly trivial and inconsequential matter... but not always.

"coconut water is a top tier beverage. this is a hill i am willing to die on" - Twitter user @nailaham1ra, 8/19/2020

I say Bernie got screwed, and that's a hill I am wiling to die on.

hill I am willing to die on by smendler August 23, 2020

I'm willing to get closer if you are 

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

I'm willing to get closer if you are by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021

Willie the Great

1. Well its pretty self-explanatory
A Great person named Willie
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: Holy Crap it's Willie the Great

Willie the Great by Willie the Great April 20, 2005

Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin] using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.

Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!

Willie Trombone by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020

I am not Willing to Smith 

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

I am not Willing to Smith by vaniukas July 16, 2020