Wilfred

The fattest Most rotund cat ever known to man

Person 1: “wow! Look at that cat!”
Person 2: “It’s a total Wilfred!”

by Ted Kazoo June 29, 2023

Wilfred Warrior

A very strange-looking cat who became famous after it showed up at Michael Rapaport's doorstep (or his mother's; it's kind of hard to tell). The foul-mouthed Rapaport began to dramatically freak out about the cat because of its bulging eyes and prominent overbite that makes him look very deformed and scary. Rapaport then posted the video of his reaction to the Internet, including a part 2 when the cat appeared once again.

"MA! THAT FUCKING CAT IS BACK AGAIN!"

And thus, Wilfred Warrior got his name.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile

this word is used by a gay computer, sometimes a boy will say this on skype when he is trying to prove he is gay and he is horny

person 1-hello barry how are you today
person 2 - yeah im good thanks
person 1- what were you talking about on minecraft
person 2- wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile

by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011

wilfred brimley

When a guy cums on his partners upper lip in a way that resembles Wilfred Brimleys mustache.

Boy did the old lady lady that Wilfred Brimley like a champ last night.

by DirtyLungs July 12, 2015

wilfrieda

Wilfrieda,
A fun caring person! She raised alot of kids because she has the biggest heart in the world. Sadly… she got a liquorice addiction.

Wow Wilfrieda eats alot of drop!

by catsloved November 20, 2021

Wilfred

“That’s so Wilfred” is a sentence you would use whenever you do anything embarrassing, specially in public, specially if it involved sharting and shit and farts.

“OMG guys I just sharted myself in wetherspoons”

“Oh boy, that’s so Wilfred!”

by bigdickanto December 8, 2021

Wilfreded

To do something dumb or do something without think

Marco Wilfreded cause he pour orange juice instead of milk on his cereal

by Marco flames June 13, 2022