Wigs Wiggins 

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’

Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.

Wigs Wiggins by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021

Andrew Wiggins 

Andrew Wiggins, Canadian superstar is a basketball player in the NBA for the Golden State Warriors. He is considered by many the goat of basketball and carries his team to wins. He also appears to have created the NBA and ABA and owns all 30 teams.

Andrew Wiggins can have my kids

Andrew Wiggins by Ohmygodyessirski November 23, 2021

Hugo Wederburn Wigginton 

Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.

The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.

Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.

Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.

His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.

Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington

A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:

HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'

Hugo Wederburn Wigginton by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012

wiggin 

Wildin out,acting crasy,or even trippin about something.

CeCe:"Piggy wuts wrong wit you? You always wiggin when Man come round"
Piggy:"gurl aint no body, Oooooh gurl there he go. Haaayyy Man. Oooh!! I like yo clothes yo shoes and yo hair!!"
CeCe:"gurl aint no cause for all that see you gone make that boi head big if you keep wiggin every time he come around!"

wiggin by Ms.Gigglez July 5, 2008

Suck It Wiggins 

Often yelled out of the windows of cars at either the home of Wiggins or location of the young Wiggins.

See Brett Wiggins

1...2...3!!!
Suck It Wiggins!!!!

Suck It Wiggins by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003

Suck It Wiggins 

battlecry originating in the early 21st century. Started out as a verbal distaste for a short stocky man. Has grown to be an expression of any strong emotion.

Suck It Wiggins!

Suck It Wiggins by Jessica Alba December 5, 2003

Wigging 

Wigging or The Wig is simply the state of an individual who is uncertain on 'what' is happening to them during the transition of apparent reality to the realm or identity of another reality. In short, it is You, the spirit getting back in communication with the Higher Self, all along protesting the Connection because You are trying to 'hold on' to your human valence. Just relax, breathe deep and focus on positive thoughts; love, peace, harmony, joy and serenity. When You connect the wigging will stop.

This usually happens with the use of drugs especially marijuana, LSD and mushrooms. However, this can happen to some people without the use of drugs.

May All Those That Enter This Way, Experience God.

Everything that is 'bad' during a high is because someone is focused on negative thoughts.

Mary, sits and listens to her heartbeat. It starts beating really fast and she begins to think 'I am going to die'. Her heartbeat gets even faster and she starts wigging about dying. Instead of relaxing she 'fights' it and decides to call 911. In which the 911 operator calms her down and the wigging stops.

Wigging by Matt Etweg April 25, 2010