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Thrift Wiff 

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.
As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.
Thrift Wiff by natal33to June 3, 2009
Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
wiffli by Talmanes November 17, 2007
The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby
Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey
wifey by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

whiffy biff 

Someone with a smelly foo/ mooey/ vagina or just used as an insult!
na mate... that girls nasty, she's gotta whiffy biff!!

"GET YOUR BIFF OUT"

dont you just love the smell of biff in the morning ?!

Mate i can smell her whiffy biff from ere

oi love u have one whiffybiff

u know its been a good session when she ends up with a whiffybiff on the journey home

Shut ur legs u biff is whiffy

mate i smashed that lauren last nite and she had a right whiffybiff!!!!

mate have a whif of that biff
whiffy biff by imperialmike October 1, 2009
Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.
Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<
wifey coo by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

Wifey Material 

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey
"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."
Wifey Material by Elmer March 23, 2005