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Wimbledome

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The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.
Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.
by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009
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weeble

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A wobbly (but unfallydowny) toy from back in the day. (Actually, it originated in the 70's, which is well before MY 'back in the day,' but I can pretend to be cool and know what I'm talking about.) (And anyway, Playskool still makes incarnarnations of the darn things.)

While I never had Hasbro's brand name Weebles, I did play with a DIY version my uncle made for me. It involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in Sharpie. Basically, like the actual Weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. It wasn't that far off from the real thing, either.

Being a somewhat belligerent child, I took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes trying to devise ways to MAKE THE DARN THING STAY TIPPED OVER. Gluing it to the table might have worked, but I was caught before the elmer's had set. Would that I were still so carefree!

Admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!

Distracted Father: *calling from the next room* Janie? Janie, did you take my superglue?
Slightly Creepy Child: *loudly and sweetly* No, Daddy!
Distracted Father: Huh. *goes to the basement to check his toolbox for the fourth time*
Slightly Creepy Child: *stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted Weeble the entire time* Take that, you demonic ovoid spawn of hell.
by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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ms. wiebner

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a famous american highschool orchestra conductor.
her symphony orchestra recieved 3 grammy awards.

known for fierceness and dedication

as a verb: to become wiebnered

when one makes a dumb mistake (or concert orchestra puts her in a bad mood) and ms. wiebner "attends" to him (more rarely her).

BADASS CONDUCTOR. PERIOD.

also imortant to know- when practicing with one section, ms. wiebner expects the others to be fingering
ms. wiebner, "Look: this is the thermostat. You touch it: I rip your arm off. Glad we had this little talk."
(that was "getting wiebnered")

ms. wiebner, " Oh shit! The bird is back!"
(fierceness and dedication)

ms. wiebner, "What happened? I thought we had a good violin section? No matter. We shall get through this piece, violins, or no!!!"
(fierceness, to become wiebnered)

ms. wiebner, "And where was the bass section? AGAIN!?!?"
(wiebnered)
by iowacityhigh July 13, 2010
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A person who has odd facial hair. A person of the academic profession. Someone who enjoys hobbies that envolve using instruments. Someone who uses modern day slangs in awkward situations.
Person 1: "Are we using our snare drums today?"

A wiebers: "YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person 1: "Ugh ok"
by Human genome December 14, 2009
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A man lacking the necessary ejaculatory power to shoot semen, instead only able to wiggle their penis as semen sadly dribbles out. Portmanteau of "wiggling" and "dribbler".
If you're a wibbler, come in nice and close so it gets on her face instead of your balls.
by sorryterry October 26, 2014
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Weeble Wobble

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Derogatory slang for a fat or bottom heavy person, based on the toys of the same name from the 70's.
"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"
Check out that weeble wobble
by alphachimp October 16, 2003
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wimblestick

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Stand back! Ive got my Wimblestick with me
by Wimble December 13, 2013
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