Wide on

Sometimes it is just changing the tv screen setting

“ can you change the screen from Cinema to wide on please”

by Holyworm666 October 16, 2017

Blore Wide

The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.

I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!

by Pale Rider December 14, 2019

wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:

Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"

by BrickSpace August 3, 2020

wide berth

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.

I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.

by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013

Wide Sandwich

A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.

Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.

Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.

Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?

Person 1: Foldy.

by P.Batman September 30, 2012

wide pussy

a pussy that is wider than normal or gaping open,

Theresa has a wide pussy, her shit is gaping open all the time.

by The MAN4ME February 9, 2015