Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013

Whiteous

White privilege expressed in a religious context. A white person expressing free-will in religion under the illusion of self-righteousness.

Easter is a holiday for the whiteous.

Hypocritical white Christians that are accepting of homosexual person's but not of homosexuality.
White Christians asking for places to be closed on Easter like Christmas and claiming it's not a holiday for that reason.
White people who do things in the name of the Lord just to establish that they are righteous, but only things relative to white privilege.

by Pastalyn May 19, 2018

t'whittle

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".

1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?

by ctrlU November 11, 2011

Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023

Harry Whittington

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.

Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Whitty

LITERALLY THE MOST HOTTEST LIVING BOMB OUT THERE SUPER CUTE AND FUNNY

who is whitty?

whitty is from a fnf mod lmao

ohok.

by Velineanal March 27, 2021

whittard

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.

Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"

by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007