Cody-dude merry Christmas!
Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.
Cody-...me too
Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.
Cody-...me too
by wizkidd October 30, 2011
by FunkyMaster December 24, 2008
Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.
Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
by handon December 25, 2009
by whawha January 20, 2005
When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.
-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
by The dick duo February 09, 2018
The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010
When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.
by Rew fergelle December 09, 2015