The Mexican Whistler

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.

Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009

Simon Whistler

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

Rusty Whistler

When a person gives a woman a rim job (anal pleasures with their tongue) and then proceeds to finger her with two fingers, as if that person were trying to whistle with those two fingers.

"You gave him a Rusty Trombone?" "Yeah, but he returned the favor and gave me a Rusty Whistler right after!"

by dclay August 26, 2009

public whistler

noun. A person of glass-half-full mentality who feels compelled to whistle in public areas such as elevators, shopping malls, university campuses, office buildings, trains, etc. Usually despised by those s/he encounters, unless said person is actually good at whistling.

verb. public whistling

A guy that used to live on my floor was a real public whistler.

by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

shitstick whistler

Derogatory term for a gay man, or an insult implying homosexualility.

Suggests fellatio on a penis that has been used for anal intercourse.

Look at those shitstick whistlers holding hands.

by droopy dogg May 1, 2009

professional whistler

Someone who likes to whistle random tunes at random times to avoid the fact that they cannot sing as good.

Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!

by ash's_angel August 13, 2010