wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011

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wiffle

Something with many holes.

Guy: Jen is my wiffle, if you know what I mean.

by Jennara November 28, 2009

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Wiffle-Beer

A drinking game in which the top of the wiffleball bat is cut off...and each inning the batter chugs a full beer out of the bat, following the chug the batter spins the designated amount of spins ( 1st inning 5..plus two spins each following inning..2nd inning 7,3rd inning 9..etc) then the empty can is pitched to the batter who has just completed his spins and the batter attempts to hit a home run which is a wall or fence a mere 25 feet away. If the batter misses the can, a penalty beer is to be chugged. One re throw per bat as well, however the spins for that round must be redone. Winner is the player with the most homeruns at the end of the nine innings. This game was created at the Jersey Shore summer of 2006, the game is under review currently for permanent brain damage it may cause.

Oprah- Did you see those cracker ass boys playing wiffle-beer?

Star Jones- Yeah, Wait till that ish' hits the streets its gonna be a world wide phenonenon.

Oprah- Damn girl, yous is right

by Chuck Knoblock July 16, 2006