wet noodle 

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

wet noodle by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

wet noodle treatment by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Wet Noodle 

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

Wet Noodle by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Wet noodle 

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

Wet noodle by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

Wet Noodle 

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

Wet Noodle by Druburr March 7, 2022

wet noodle 

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

wet noodle by jac******* March 15, 2022

Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

Wet noodle by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025