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wet noodle treatment

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

Wet Noodle 

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure
Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.
Wet Noodle by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Wet noodle 

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
Wet noodle by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

Wet Noodle 

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
Wet Noodle by Druburr March 7, 2022

wet noodle 

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
wet noodle by jac******* March 15, 2022

Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.
Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.
Wet noodle by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025