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american wet dream 

Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed
"I'm living the american wet dream"

(Sploosh)

"Oh man, these sheets are ruined"
american wet dream by Ollie Oj October 16, 2008
One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.
*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!

WET DREAM CATCHER 

A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
WET DREAM CATCHER by Jana617 May 23, 2008

Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
Freud's Wet Dream by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011

Wet Dream Baby 

When you and another person have a wet dream in the same bed a wet dream baby is conceived
I never thought I'd be 16 and already have a wet dream baby
Wet Dream Baby by kevinklinefan21 January 31, 2010
A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation
wet dream by Anonymous March 29, 2003