wesson

More commonly known as the Smith and Wesson, a brand of weapons originally created by Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson. Pistols are typically the more known weapon by S & W.

Switch on my glock, but I love my wesson!

by Jdub ! October 31, 2023

Glaxo Smith and Wesson

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve

I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Will Wesson

Treats girls like trash.

His nose is bigger than his dick

Mike: Hey Josh, your gay, How’s Will Wesson in bed?

Josh: His nose is bigger than his dick.

by Will Wesson Hater January 20, 2020

stiff and wesson

A very manly man erect penis at full strength

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016

wesson

a gun made by the company Smith & Wesson

Don't fight with me or you'll meet my wesson.

by the adoption agency May 1, 2022

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.

I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018