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Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.
"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."
welded by Lord Ass July 3, 2005
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When you're not Underwhelmed or Overwhelmed but just damn whelmed.
If you're not overwhelmed or underwhelmed does it just make you, whelmed?
Whelmed by injusticewhelmed December 8, 2016
When something happens exactly as you expected or when something neither impresses nor disappoints you
Well, this has whelmed me
Whelmed by Demonwolf June 20, 2018
I was whelmed.
Whelmed by Leswcst March 14, 2019

welfed out 

Of terrible quality, resembling something someone on welfare would have possession of.
being that person with the car that has four different colored doors on your car, then you might be welfed out. When having basic cable and ESPN comes in black and white with that static sound, you might have a subscription to welf-PN.
welfed out by jewboy2317 April 26, 2010
When you just to whelmed you to function. Much whelm.
I so whelmed, help me. The whelm is too much
Whelmed by Jaundice girl May 4, 2021