Welk

When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

That film was absolutely welk.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

Welk

Welk is a type of Sea snail!, but it’s also a common phrase used around in Australia!

Welk = welcome.

C1: Could you pass me some goon, Brudda.
C2: *passes goon to C1*
C1: Thanks, pal.
C2: Your Welk.

by Mooncalflikeseatingfishies January 12, 2022

Welk

Crappy, mid and pathetic.

I can't believe you didn't grab that dub, you are so welk.

by user68023 July 22, 2023

Welk

To queef and nut at the same time while fucking a guy

Yo she just welked me

by Vozhx_ May 22, 2021

Welk

Welk is a replacement for any sex related word or sex act. It can also replace the word “fuck”

“Did you welk last night?”
“They just had welk”
“There was welk everywhere”
“They got a welk job”

by Lopez clarkson December 6, 2018

Welk

Bitch, whore

Your a welk G

by JEZUES August 18, 2021

Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch

"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023